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Words To Our Songs
VICTORY SONG
(whilst in a team huddle) WEEEEEEE,WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We dont play for admiration,we dont play for victory.BULLSHIT!
We just play for masturbation, Hull University are we.
Balls to (Loser), Balls to (Loser).WE wont play you anymore........anymoreeeee.
We wont play you anymore.
(jack)Why not?
(dancing) Because we gave you a fucking hiding,we gave you a fucking hiding,we gave you a fucking hidinggggg...and so say all of us.
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WILD ROVER...
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more
I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent
And I told the landlady me money was spent
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a customer as you I can have any day
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more
I took up from my pocket, ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She says "I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest"
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And, when they've caressed me as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more
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HULL
We are poor little lambs who have lost our way
BAA BAA BAA
We are poor little sheep who have gone astray
BAA BAA BAA
GENTLEMEN OF REVELRY, PRIDE OF HULL UNIVERSITY
LORD HAVE MERCY ON SUCH AS WE
BAA BAA BAA
President: GIVE ME AN H
All: H H
President: GIVE ME A U
All: U U
President: GIVE ME AN L
All: L L
President: GIVE ME AN L
All: L L
President: WHAT DOES IT SPELL
All: HULL
President: WHAT DOES IT SPELL
All: HULL
President: JESUS H.B. F*&^%$g CHRIST, WHAT DOES IT SPELL
All: HUUUUULL
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I used to work in Chicago
***Soloist volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their hand, and are chosen by a president (or the concensus) pointing at them. Everyone sings words in capital letters. ***
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A LADY CAME IN to the store and wanted some 19th century German mining equipment...
SOME 19th century german mining equipment, FROM THE STORE?
some 19th century german mining equipment she wanted, mein SHAFT SHE GOT!!!
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A LADY CAME IN for some jewelry
SOME JEWELRY FROM THE STORE?
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
Additional punchlines:
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
Nail she wanted, screw she got
Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Meat she wanted, sausage she got
Beef she wanted, pork she got
Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
Camel she wanted, hump she got
Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
and so on, think up some of your own, the more controversial the better
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Ruck Ruck wherever you maybe
We are the lords of Hull rugby
and we'll lead you all wherever you maybe
and we'll lead you all into victory
We've scrummed in the summer when the grass was green
We've got the meanest fucking pack that you've ever seen
We've scrummed in the winter when the grass was gone
We are HULL and the song goes on
Ruck Ruck wherever you maybe
We are the lords of Hull rugby
and we'll lead you all wherever you maybe
and we'll lead you all into victory
We have a few beers but you'd never know
Cos we put on a fucking go show
We have a few burgers but you'd never tell
Cos are backs are like the hounds of hell
Ruck Ruck wherever you maybe
We are the lords of Hull rugby
and we'll lead you all wherever you maybe
and we'll lead you all into victory
(slower tempo)
We stamp on their feets and we stamp on their hands
We'll stamp them all over their lands
But to the ref we're as good as gold
Cos he can't see cos he's too fuckin old!!
Ruck Ruck wherever you maybe
We are the lords of Hull rugby
and we'll lead you all wherever you maybe
and we'll lead you all into victory
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